wooden spoon
The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.
No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!
wooden spoon
A situation where a man is spooning a woman, and suddenly has an erection, in effect poking her in her rear. This is more common in the morning hours and is usually involuntary: essentially popping morning wood while spooning.
Steph was unpleasantly surprised to be awakened by the wooden spoon.
wooden spoon
It is an erection ; or a boner. Usually a wooden spoon would be a pretty long erection, considering wooden spoons are usually about a foot long.
The boy popped a wooden spoon as he watched his neighbors have sex through their bedroom window.
Wooden Spoon
A wooden spoon is a spoon that is used for stirring sauces and for mixing ingredients in cooking. It is made of wood and has a long handle. Not to be used to beat your children.
Person A: Man, my mom made some killer soup last night with a Wooden Spoon, and later used it to beat the shit out of me.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.
Person B: …That’s rough buddy.
The Wooden Spoon
Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.
"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"
Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"
Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"
Wooden Spooning
The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve
I was wooden spooning my bitch.
wooden spooning
The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.
Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.