wood floor
A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.
O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.
hard wood floors
a completely shaved pussy
Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.
I have hard wood floors.
hard wood floor
What I've got going on down there
I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.
floor wood
when a dude is out on the dance floor, grinding with someone, and he gets a hard-on. most commonly associated with 13 year olds, anime fans, and 30 year olds who still live in their parents' basements.
those girls were totally freaked out. i guess i'm the king of floor wood.