Wood-licker
Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.
Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.