wood obstruction
wood obstruction; unlike cock blocking, wood obstruction is done by an unconfirmed heterosexual male to a staunch heterosexual male. while cock blocking is typically done to and between females, most often, homosexual females or jealous uncockable females, wood obstruction is typically done by closeted homosexual or pineapple lifestyle anysexual males to a strait male, most often subject to more than a fair share of female attention.
Hey, get this; Dude's buzzin' cuzin was worried the plans he and his cuzin made would be derailed if his VAGINA ALARM went off. Phew, someone needs to put down the passive aggression and embrace his latent homosexuality. Talk about wood obstruction in the highest form.