Woodonmagnetoma
A special and rare variant of cancer which makes the patient's head attract into wooden tables. The patients system can not defeat the cancer cells and the only way out is through giving up all internal and external functions by slamming its head onto the closest wooden table there is, with hope the patient becomes unconscious or dead, hoping they won't suffer through the torture of bearing this disease.
Doctor: I am afraid you have Woodonmagnetoma, the cancer has metastasized all over your brain and I am afraid you have 3 weeks to live
Patient: *slums his head into Doctor's wooden table*
Doctor: 2 weeks
Patient: *slums his head into Doctor's wooden table*
Doctor: 2 weeks