Woodpecker Game
A technique used to attract persons of the opposite sex through a sequence of repeated, positive interactions taking place at dive bars and in the computer lab at Huntsman Hall which advance the pursuer’s cause ever so slightly with each passing day, much like the strategy a WOODPECKER employs to chop down a tree.
Jon takes forever to seal the deal, but his woodpecker game is unmatched. Given enough time, he'll cut down the entire forest.