Woodside
A very open female, from both ends; often bisexual
1: Hey did you do Woodside last night?
2: Yea, so did my best friend the night after.
2: Yea, so did my best friend the night after.
Woodside
To be cockblocked or cuckolded in a tremendous (and/or tragically hilarious) fashion. Originates from a Fark.com thread, in which a man describes his friend (whose last name is Woodside) moving in on a girl that he liked, not once, but twice in the space of 10 years (the second time resulting in an engagement).
Jack was getting married (they were both saving themselves for the wedding night), and he invited his college buddy Scott to the wedding. Scott met Jack's bride-to-be for the first time at the rehearsal dinner, and just two hours later, he Woodsided Jack with the fiance in the coat closet of the reception hall.
woodside
The town between Astoria & Jackson Heights & the best place in the world to live at.
You would like to live in Woodside, wouldn't you?
woodside
An anorexic obnoxious violent no-friend slutty whore.
NASTY i would'nt touch her shes such a woodside
Lady Woodside
A victorian bride who is currently the ghost that haunts and protects Woodside Athletic Club.
Usually refered to as Lady.
Also can be considered a whore and/or slut.
Usually refered to as Lady.
Also can be considered a whore and/or slut.
Person 1: "Somebody trashed the snack shack!"
Person 2: "It must have been Lady Woodside, she's such a whore."
Person 2: "It must have been Lady Woodside, she's such a whore."
woodside syndrome
1) Continuous obsession with the city you live in.
2) A state of being that usually entails hippie activities, minimum showering, owning a ranch/horses, environmentalist ideals, expressing your opinion even if no one cares, or holding opinions backed by ignorant arguments with disregard for opposing opinions.
2) A state of being that usually entails hippie activities, minimum showering, owning a ranch/horses, environmentalist ideals, expressing your opinion even if no one cares, or holding opinions backed by ignorant arguments with disregard for opposing opinions.
1) I think becky has woodside syndrome. She acts like everyone who isn't from woodside is a loser and furthermore that she is incredibly cool.
2) Susan's whole household has woodside syndrome. I heard they shower in recycled water and have 3 prius's.
2) Susan's whole household has woodside syndrome. I heard they shower in recycled water and have 3 prius's.
Woodside Priory
They say that if you sniff your farts hard enough you'll be able to see it. You can't enter it unless you are driving either a Toyota Prius or a car with a market value of at lease 80K. Some people say it's just a legend but I know it's real. I know it's real cause I've been there. They say it's a college prep school ruled over by robed wizards but in reality it's a cleverly disguised waiting room for the rich brood of silicon valley. Not everyone believes it can be found. Well how could they. Only those with a Net worth of at least a couple million dollars can gain its attention and as the saying goes when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back, unless you're poor. The mundane environment forces the future of the Bay Area to transform. The astral plane of ones mind turns gay, philosophically depleted, pedagalogically ignorant, hair blue, and fat. Also everyone there is hopped up on drugs. Warning to the wise. Avoid at all costs, otherwise it will cost you more than your wallet can handle.
Person A: I think we're lost
Person B: let me check (look of horror ensues)
Person A: What is it? You ok?
Person B: shit shit shit
Person A: What? (said in gay fat person voice)
Person B: It's Woodside Priory (also said in gay fat person voice)
Person B: let me check (look of horror ensues)
Person A: What is it? You ok?
Person B: shit shit shit
Person A: What? (said in gay fat person voice)
Person B: It's Woodside Priory (also said in gay fat person voice)