wood wizard
One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.
He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.
morning wood wizard
Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead