Blobbin

1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something.

3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand.

"Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize."

Blobbin' Out

The act of lounging to the point of physical transformation into a boneless entity defined as a 'blob'. Eliminating the desire to exercise, move, or otherwise exert oneself, save for eating and possibly going to the restroom.

"After the show, Frank and I sat on the couch in the lobby and started blobbin' out"

Blobbin’

Is when a straight sports commentator is so enamored with an athlete that you can physically hear the commentators voice garbled due to the athletes penis in their mouth..live on air.

I cannot believe Chris Collinsworth was blobbin’ on QB Josh Allen so much last night during the game. I’m pretty sure in Mississippi that’s still a felony.

Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

Blobbin

Kick back, or chill. Easy going, couch potato.

We were just blobbin today.

Blobbin'

"The act of buying desserts for 10, when you're only one

"New Week, New Blobbin'"

Blobbin'

The state of being managed by an incompetent boss that picks their nose and resembles a blob when seated.

Person 1: Hey! How's it going?
Person 2: Blobbin'. (with an eyeroll)
Person 1: Sorry to hear! Hope he pops soon.

俚语	blobbin'
释义	Blobbin 1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated. 2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something. 3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand. "Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize." Blobbin' Out The act of lounging to the point of physical transformation into a boneless entity defined as a 'blob'. Eliminating the desire to exercise, move, or otherwise exert oneself, save for eating and possibly going to the restroom. "After the show, Frank and I sat on the couch in the lobby and started blobbin' out" Blobbin’ Is when a straight sports commentator is so enamored with an athlete that you can physically hear the commentators voice garbled due to the athletes penis in their mouth..live on air. I cannot believe Chris Collinsworth was blobbin’ on QB Josh Allen so much last night during the game. I’m pretty sure in Mississippi that’s still a felony. Knob Blobbin In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun. "Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!" "Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?" "Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave." "Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!" Blobbin Kick back, or chill. Easy going, couch potato. We were just blobbin today. Blobbin' "The act of buying desserts for 10, when you're only one "New Week, New Blobbin'" Blobbin' The state of being managed by an incompetent boss that picks their nose and resembles a blob when seated. Person 1: Hey! How's it going? Person 2: Blobbin'. (with an eyeroll) Person 1: Sorry to hear! Hope he pops soon.
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