Woody Handshake
The act of grabbing another's male's penis.
Josh just gave that dude a Woody Handshake!
Woody Guthrie Handshake
A handjob performed by a hobo in a rail yard using a can of pork and beans as lube. AKA "Beenie Weenie."
I'm headed down to the Norfolk Southern yards to get a Woody Guthrie handshake from Boxcar Clem.