Woofu
Often designating the best of the dogs. The leader of dog kingdom that is considered the most brave, courageous and heroic of all woofs.
Cats and dogs fighting...
Random cat: "Look, our leader Miaow is being stopped by a woof!"
Another cat: " Oh no, he's too good of a woof for Miaow... He is Woofu!"
Proceed to retreat.
Random cat: "Look, our leader Miaow is being stopped by a woof!"
Another cat: " Oh no, he's too good of a woof for Miaow... He is Woofu!"
Proceed to retreat.
Woofus
An exclaimed code word to indicate when a teacher or authority figure is approaching. Meant to warn friends so they do not do anything to get into trouble.
Oh dude so i was about to " (friend interrupts) " Woofus!!! " (authority figure passes) "Aw thanks man, any ways so i was about to fuck my girl the other day but then she said she had crabs. FML!!!"
Woofu
(Furry version of waifu): a furry/anthropomorphic fictional character (usually in anime/animation or related media) that someone has sexual, romantic, intimate, and/or affection for or to (and would possibly marry)
Him: Do you watch Beastars?
Her: You watch Beastars too?!
Him: My woofu is Haru!
Her: You watch Beastars too?!
Him: My woofu is Haru!