Blob cock
A male reproductive organ that is as wide or wider than it is long can and should be refered to as a blob cock, or the more politically correct version of it, the b.c. Can also be refered to as a bittner fat dick or b.f.d.
Hey everyone...look at Kim! He's got a blob cock, hahahahaha!
Chris is sooo lose he took Kim's b.c. in the glory hole
Chris is sooo lose he took Kim's b.c. in the glory hole