Wookie Dick
When a man's pubic hair exceedes the size of his dick so much that it is hard to spot his dick in all the hair.
Girl: So how was tom last night?
Girl 2: Oh my god, he had a wookie dick! I was in his pubes searching for hours!
Girl 2: Oh my god, he had a wookie dick! I was in his pubes searching for hours!
Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick
The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.
(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)
(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)
Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.