woolsey
A woolsy is a type of person
that:
never lets you down
stands up for whats right
best friend
and like the funniest cracker in the world
that:
never lets you down
stands up for whats right
best friend
and like the funniest cracker in the world
Woolsey: Dude, your dog looks like a bear
Kyle: Dude, MY DOG DOES LOOK LIKE A BEAR!
Kyle: Dude, MY DOG DOES LOOK LIKE A BEAR!
Woolsey
To be forced to consume semen that's been ejaculated into a condom.
I made my girlfriend do a Woolsey last night! It was badass.
Woolsey
As a maiden name, woolsey means a person who is faithful, honest, and beautiful. Although they might be bad at math, an individual with Woolsey as a maiden name will stick to you like stink on shit.
I married a Woolsey. Shes pretty as hell, but wont give me enough space to take a shit by myself!
Anneliese Woolsey
The person who sucks at keeping friends
She is such an Anneliese Woolsey. Her friendships never last
Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness
A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.
Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.