Word Search
It's when your mother has gone bat shit crazy and she's been committed and now she wants you to sneak in some paraphernalia.
"Honey, your brothers are coming to visit me and I'd like you to call them and tell them to bring me a word search"
"You know... the box of scrambled letters with a word bank??"
"You know... the box of scrambled letters with a word bank??"
Chinese word search
Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.
Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
what are the best words to search on Urban Dictionary
lol this isn't google why are you searching this
you: im so bored what should i do? oh maybe i should search something funny on Urban Dictionary... huh what should i search...? oh i know *types what are the best words to search on Urban Dictionary*
...and thats how u got here....
...and thats how u got here....