Word Wanker
Someone proficient in manipulating language to express complex thoughts in a simple way
"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."
Word Wanker
Someone who makes up shit words.
That guy just said "Sex Monkey", what a Word Wanker.
Word Wanker
A person who studies English or Literature at any level higher that Higher/A-level, eg. Advanced Higher/HNC, HND, Post-Grad ect.
'Whats James doing?' ' Analysing his English book' 'Word Wanker!'