workurbate
the act of self pleasure at work.
1-Hey dude, i was at the toilet today at work to take a shit and i heard some strange noise in the other toilet. i think he was workurbate
2-I had a lot of stress today at work ... i had to workurbate to release the pressure
2-I had a lot of stress today at work ... i had to workurbate to release the pressure
workurbation
The act of trying to screw one or your co-workers but it ends up backfiring and you end up doing the job.
I left a pile of work for John to finish while I was out of the office. I ended up workerbating myself because he called in. That was total workurbation!