WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY
If your mom is nagging on to you about doing chores or some sort, say "ITS WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO!" And if they bring out the belt then run for your fucking life man.
Mom: Come here brat!
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!
Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!
Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...