block island

an island off the coast of rhode island. simply the most amazing summer vacation spot in new england. where boat parties happen nightly.

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A small, 7x3 island off the coast of Rhode Island, known for being a popular summer destination for big shot yahoos on yachts and wealthy moms who like to wear clothes with tiny whales on them and watch their spoiled children play tennis and sail. Where boat parties happen nightly in the summer and the rich island kids live easy lives, spending their time smoking marijuana and going to the beach and living in 1 million+ homes. A summer town that seems to come out of a movie, it is filled with summer tourists, skinny drug dealing island kids, and idiots on mopeds. It's also known for having rich stuck up people who think they're better than the rest of the world because they live in a mansion on an island where they spend two months out of the year in, while the rest of the "poor" world spends their time in the continental US in the one home they own

Block Island is a beautiful place to live, and I'm totally biased considering I've lived here over 10 years. In the winter, the kids all go to a normal public school just like anyone else would, and they take a regular bus just like any other kids would. When summer starts to roll around, we begin shunning and make a mockery of the tourists because every summer, the island is infested with people who have never driven mopeds, but try it anyway, and snobby rich people who think they can do whatever they want. At night, all the drunks poke out of their caverns and make disgusting fools of themselves.

Other than that, Block Island is wonderful. We've got beaches. But seriously, not all the people who live here are loaded. We don't all own billions of houses. This place is really fucking expensive, and it sucks ass, but it's worth it because there's not that many people. It's a small town, full of typical working people who have typical incomes, and some not so well off, and if anyone tries to say that the island is full of rich, snobby, stuck up kids, again, I will personally find them and teach them a lesson.

In conclusion, do not judge the island based off of the tourists. You have to actually live here to know what the hell you're talking about.

One of the most preppy places in New England for summer vacationers. Filled with some of the most stuck up rich kids you will ever meet. They spend their time sailing, playing tennis, going to the beach,attending "the club", going to yacht parties, swimming in each others ocean-side pools, making fun of tourists etc.. They are additionally rude to anyone who doesn't also own a multimillion dollar mansion on an island. They wear Vineyard Vines, Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Brooks Brothers, J.crew, Patagonia, etc.. Their parents are among Americas "1%" and live their lives in luxury. The island town is nothing less than perfect, filled with boutiques of all sorts. The island mansions are absolutely stunning and are some of the most luxurious homes you will ever see. Everyone there, who is not tourist, live rich, careless, dream-like lives. This island is the vacation version of Greenwich, CT.

When your chick is so tall that she has to open the hatch on your boat to stick her head out to ride your shaft.

Block Island girls are special. They’ve grown up on the beach with the sand between their toes and the salty air in their hair. Their summer days are spent chilling on the beach and their nights are full of parties or bonfires and long drives around the island jamming and singing at the top of their lungs. These girls have a chill vibe and and know how to keep the good times rolling. Block Island girls are tan hot girls who have a down to earth vibe and know how to party. Block Island girls are the best kinda girls.