wottle
A plant, especially a tree, that defiantly grows in a place that it's not supposed to. Distinguished from a weed by growing in a extremely unexpected, unusual place. Commonly found on roofs.
Appeared in a Monty Python sketch:
"This is a wottle,
The emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand"
Appeared in a Monty Python sketch:
"This is a wottle,
The emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
You can hold it in your hand"
"Man, look at that wottle growing in your car engine!"
Wottle
A water bottle
Those bottles work really well as wottles
wottle flottle
A polite way of saying "what the fuck"
Said in a typically posh English accent whilst flapping hands
Said in a typically posh English accent whilst flapping hands
P1: omg look at this weird photo
P2: WOTTLE FLOTTLE!! *Flaps hands repeatedly*
P2: WOTTLE FLOTTLE!! *Flaps hands repeatedly*
wottle
Wottle is when you are on a walk and you have a bottle of water because you get too warm or exhausted.
"I need wottle!"