Wouldn'tind
When you dumbass friend means "wouldn't mind"but can't spell so they put "Wouldn'tind"
You: Do you mind getting me Taco Bell on your way back?
Your dumbass friend: No, I wouldn'tind
Your dumbass friend: No, I wouldn'tind
wouldn'tind
When your dumbass friend means to say "wouldn't mind" but instead say "wouldn'tind"
You: Do you mind grabbing me Taco Bell on your way back?
Your dumbass friend: I wouldn'tind.
Your dumbass friend: I wouldn'tind.