would you like dessert
the annoying question that the waiter/waitress asks you after your meal at a restaurant, when they actually imply: "would you like your check" because they are afraid to ask "would you like your check"
waiter: would you like dessert now?
customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean
customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean