wount
1. The imaginary or symbolic sound made when poking a person's stomach, especially that of a chubby or overweight person. Derived from the Michelin Man (past mascot for Michelin Tires) being poked by a finger to his mid-section in television commercials.
2. A free-form exclamatory term with no precise meaning, often an emphatic utterance used to show excitement, incredulity, joy, and even disgust.
2. A free-form exclamatory term with no precise meaning, often an emphatic utterance used to show excitement, incredulity, joy, and even disgust.
2. When I looked back to my brother, floating on the intertube some distance behind on the river, he raised his hand and yelled "Wount!" and I knew he was having a great time.
Wount
It is a combination of the word "Would" and "Won't" . Wount means you would be able to help a bro out but you just simply won't! It is used with reasoning of how a friend or colleague is being sus and uncooperative (or needs simple convincing).
Me:I wanted to watch Titanic but you wount answer.
Her:
Me: :'(
Her:
Me: :'(