wowmit
A person who has forsaken all forms of physical human interaction to play World of Warcraft (WoW). Stereotypically morbidly obese and unable to eat without dripping fetid chicken fat on themselves.
Jodi asks the group, "is Kerriann coming to basketball tonight?"
Someone in the group replies, "no, unfortnately Kerriann has become a wowmit."
Someone in the group replies, "no, unfortnately Kerriann has become a wowmit."