Wowsarooney
(Pronounced; Wow-Za-Rooney) A term used to describe a state of pure shock that the words: Wow, Holy Shit, and OMG just can't describe. Often said by dads, Germans or generally unfunny people.
Person 1: "Check out this cool Youtube video!"
Person 2: "Wowsarooney!"
Person 2: "Wowsarooney!"