wrackupuncture
"Needling" treatment dat supposedly helps ease da assorted searing pains of Arthur Itis and Charles Horse.
I don't usually think too much of da modern "drugs and surgery" way of treating chronic aches and soreness, and I'm all for exploring alternative medicine and ancient cures. But I just can't help wondering if wrackupuncture would really improve matters overall --- it seems like you'd just end up causing even more 'pain in da butt" misery, since you'd now have lots of tiny pin-pricks all over you, in addition to your cramped spasmy joints and muscles!