Wrangled Ball Syndrome
The consequences of gradually sliding down into a slouch when sitting on a chair. The ballsack becomes wrangled up in your clothing, requiring the victim to stand up, re-arrange the sack, and sit down again. Effects are greatly increased when wearing tight underwear.
Tony: "I've been sitting here for 10 minutes now and I've already contracted Wrangled Ball Syndrome!"
Mel: "Yeah, well I've got a massive cameltoe."
Mel: "Yeah, well I've got a massive cameltoe."