wrapping presents
A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*
"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"
"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"
wrapping presents
crying while masturbating
"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.
I didn't wrap my present
Meaning they didn't put a condom on.
*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!