wrendonkey
A man capable of fabulous facial expressions, blessed with glorious facial hair.
An individual who has the uncanny knack of stealing television remotes by sticking them up his arse.
Hung like Big Ben.
An individual who has the uncanny knack of stealing television remotes by sticking them up his arse.
Hung like Big Ben.
What's happened to our TV remotes?' 'Oh, Wrendonkey was over last night and put them up his arse.