Wrestling with the firehose
When a man has to pee very badly and in the process of pulling out his dick when he finally gets to the bathroom he begins to piss wildly before he has his grip or his stance ready.
"Whoa, is it raining out there?"
"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."
"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."