Wrinklage
When an older woman shows cleavage but just looks like a long wrinkle.
Dude, tell your mom to put on a different shirt, she is showing some nasty wrinklage right now.
Wrinklage
Wringklage (rink-ledge) n. : weird mumbling language spoken by elderly people that sounds vaguely like a real language but is just to damn weird to comprehend.
Dagnabit dem chilbin dar lusssin drespespeck.