Wrinkle Chiming
To dance in an absurd manner that your wrinkles fly off of your body and hit the wind chimes on your front porch.
Man 1: "AHHH!! My wrinkles flew off!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"