wrongbow
Affectionate or not-so-affectionate name for Strongbow cider (depending on whether you like it - I like it), a cheap volume drinking apple-derived alcoholic beverage found mainly in the UK. May induce gut rot and make you lairy.
"I was feeling pretty ropey when I got to the club but I got on the wrongbow and after 5 or 6 cans I was proper twunted"
Wrongbow
A can of cider on offer when you know you shouldn't have one.
"Aah, man, i'm twatted. shouldn't have touched the wrongbow"