wrong talker
Someone who often uses words or terms such as "Valentime's Day", "libary", and "expecially", that are wrong -- and do not exist. These offenders also wrong talk words that should be easy to pronounce. For instance, "golf" is pronounced "goff". The "L" sound is somehow mind-numbingly ignored.
Person #1: "Man...what college did Kim go to"?
Person #2: "Why"?
Person #1: "Because that school must give out degrees like free coupons! She's such a wrong talker. She just told me she got her husband a season pass for the local GOFF course for VALENTIME'S Day
Person #2: "Why"?
Person #1: "Because that school must give out degrees like free coupons! She's such a wrong talker. She just told me she got her husband a season pass for the local GOFF course for VALENTIME'S Day