WTJP
What The Jount Piece - Similar to WTF. An expression of surprise in response to anyone or anything. See jount.
You are at home and a pink half giraff half Tupac mutant falls through your roof.
You: WTJP!?
You: WTJP!?
Wtjp
Well that's just peachy
Daughter: The next procedure I get is my 80k Kylie Jenner plastic surgery makeover.
Dad: wtjp
Dad: wtjp