Wumph
To hit a pigeon in the face with a book
I wumphed it soooo bad, that it was squished pulp and feathers that remained
wumph
The single most pleasing word in existence. Wumph has no definition, it is merely synonymous with feeling like a big fluffy warm pie when one mutters it to ones self or a worthy audience.
WUMPH!!! *proclaimed as if it were the answer to a riddle one has pondered for many a year*
wumph
To consume considerable amount of edible matter, usually by ramming it into ones facial orifice..
I just want to wumph that cake
wumph
Someone who's Anus has completely fallen out, like totally no ass what-so-eva.
Oh my good god that girl has most obviously been wumphed