Wurder
The act of murdering someone with words.
It's not as illegal as normal murder. Cause it's just words.
There's no law against wurder.
It's not as illegal as normal murder. Cause it's just words.
There's no law against wurder.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words, if they actually kill you, that's freakin legal, dude. There's no law against wurder.
Wurder
The act of killing someone with words in a game of Words With Friends and is not as illegal as actual murder.
Toby failed in creating a suitable word in Words With Friends, and thus he was wurdered.
Wurder
Portmanteau of "Word" and "Murder".
Taking the power of a previously good, effective, useful, motivational word and bastardize/beat it to death through unwholesome dispositions, behaviors, people, etm..
Taking the power of a previously good, effective, useful, motivational word and bastardize/beat it to death through unwholesome dispositions, behaviors, people, etm..
Example 1:
The wurder of 'synergy'.
"We are trying to synergize* our organization, through top-down recharacterization of strategy, process and execution"
*Used about 100 times again
....month later
50% of employees are laid of
{Incidentally the stock price almost tripled over the next few months.}
Example 2:
The English word 'trump'
{Context not needed}
Person 1: Looks like my suit trumps yours.
Person 2: Can we use another word? Beats- yea that'll work. I believe in peace and not wurder. That is a HUUGE deal.
Example 3:
Woman: Adolf is a nice name.
Husband: Nooo..
The wurder of 'synergy'.
"We are trying to synergize* our organization, through top-down recharacterization of strategy, process and execution"
*Used about 100 times again
....month later
50% of employees are laid of
{Incidentally the stock price almost tripled over the next few months.}
Example 2:
The English word 'trump'
{Context not needed}
Person 1: Looks like my suit trumps yours.
Person 2: Can we use another word? Beats- yea that'll work. I believe in peace and not wurder. That is a HUUGE deal.
Example 3:
Woman: Adolf is a nice name.
Husband: Nooo..
Wurderer
Adj. (word-er-er) A person who misuses, mispronounces, or murders words.
Son: "Hey dad, why haven't you ever let me take Kong Fu??"
Dad: "Well I've never heard of Kong Fu, but there is such a thing as Kung Fu, you wurderer!"
Dad: "Well I've never heard of Kong Fu, but there is such a thing as Kung Fu, you wurderer!"
wurder
-noun
the act of misusing, misspelling, or otherwise deviating from standard English to the point where others can no longer understand what is being said or written.
the act of misusing, misspelling, or otherwise deviating from standard English to the point where others can no longer understand what is being said or written.
Trying to read comments on message boards is frequently futile because of users' habit of committing wurder.
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The text messages I see on my 13-year-old cousins phone don't appear to be written in English. Whoever wrote them is a pretty serious wurderer.
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The text messages I see on my 13-year-old cousins phone don't appear to be written in English. Whoever wrote them is a pretty serious wurderer.