Bloinger
Receiving/Performing a violent deep-throat attempt with a semi-erect, half-defunct, or, flaccid penis.
"Randy Quaid... Your massive rod is too enormous to perform a standard blow-job on, but, I'd be honored to bequeath thine majesty with a Bloinger..."
"Bequeath thine if one should feel so inclined to oblige!"
"Bequeath thine if one should feel so inclined to oblige!"