bloink
The sound made by semi-liquids (or non-Newtonian fluids) when placed under too much strain causing them to overflow. As in a muffin top or water balloon.
When Jane fastened her jeans, she heard an alarming bloink noise as her muffin top escaped confinement from its skinny-leg prison.
bloink
The entire lower male region including the anus, scrotum, and penis.
"Why are you crying?"
"I fell down the stairs and hurt my bloink"
"Ay check this, I'm about to do the splits!"
"Don't tear your bloink..."
"Last night was so crazy. We were at it all night and now my bloink is soaked"
"Babe will you suck my dick?"
"Only if you get that putrid smell off your bloink..."
"I fell down the stairs and hurt my bloink"
"Ay check this, I'm about to do the splits!"
"Don't tear your bloink..."
"Last night was so crazy. We were at it all night and now my bloink is soaked"
"Babe will you suck my dick?"
"Only if you get that putrid smell off your bloink..."
Bloinking
the act of oral sex while taking a dump
my girlfriend was bloinking me last night, it was awesome!
Bloink
A term used for a man when he is just so in between babygirl and any term that refers to a dominant male. Like, he’ll tease and make fun of you, but he’s also so bullyable able that’s is almost unfair.
:My friends keep saying I’m a bloink? What does that even mean??
:Sucks to be both man…
:Both WHAT?!
:Sucks to be both man…
:Both WHAT?!