WWSSD
"What Would Steven Seagal Do?" We've all seen what a bad ass Steven Seagal is in his movies and on "Steven Seagal Lawman" series.
Charlie: Hey Karl, that guy just stole my samurai sword out of the back of my truck!
Karl: Shit! WWSSD?
Karl: Shit! WWSSD?
WWSSD?
What Would Severus Snape Do? Spin on WWJD (What Would Jesus Do?)
Someone jumps the queue at the post office
WWSSD?
Crucio their ass!
WWSSD?
Crucio their ass!