blomegranate
Similar to blumpkin, a blomegranate is the act of providing fellatio to someone passing a kidney stone.
Me: Oh god, I'm in so much pain from this kidney stone.
M'lady: Well maybe I could give you a blomegranate to help cancel out the pain with pleasure, and then I'll suck that kidney stone right up.
Me: Wow, babe! That'd be fantastic!
M'lady: Well maybe I could give you a blomegranate to help cancel out the pain with pleasure, and then I'll suck that kidney stone right up.
Me: Wow, babe! That'd be fantastic!