blompie
a man is taking a shit in the toilet, while a girl is giving him head
So I hear your girlfriend gives unbelieveable blompies!
Blompy
A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.
Karen gave me the best blompy last night.
John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!
John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!
Blompy
Defecating on your sexual partner just after climax.
Jose gave a mean blompy to Tineesha last night at the Motel 6.
blompis
A gay man who likely has a curly mullet.
I went out with this guy last night and really liked him, but he turned out to be a blompis.