Blonde Dyke
The thing that Kanye West would give anything for.
"Heard they do anything for a klondike. Well I do anything for a blonde dyke."
blonde-dyke
A slang term meaning 'white lesbian'. Possibly re-appropriated to mean "assertiveness" and "toughness".
"Hey Chad, wanna go to the frat house and hit up some blonde-dykes?"
"No thanks, Sterling, I'd rather eat a klondike."
"No thanks, Sterling, I'd rather eat a klondike."