Blonde Herring
1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.
2. A very unusual fish.
2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".
Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".
(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)
Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".
2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)
Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".
Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".