Blonde Jesus
(noun, adjective) A blonde-haired person that resembles Jesus Christ, our Lord and saviour.
Eg. "Madi Smith is a Blonde Jesus for many reasons. One of which is her thick and long, luscious blonde locks and another is her Jesus-like appearance and personality!"
Blond Jesus
Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.
Wow he like a blond jesus!
The Blonde Jesus
The name says it all.
-He turns water into purple or red drank.
-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.
-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.
-He is merciless.
-He turns water into purple or red drank.
-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.
-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.
-He is merciless.
The Blonde Jesus is the sex. Period.