Xavi

A guy you want to butter your muffin. A Xavi will not only light up your world, but also will screw the lightbulb in. He's long, tan, and handsome. He can be an angel on the outside, but a devil in bed. Xavi is one of the funniest people you will ever meet, and is incredibly smart. A best friend you will ever have (especially in bed)!

He's my crush
- a girl in A.38
He will always have your back and is quit a charmer.

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A world-class centre midfielder from Barcelona. Keeps the team together. Probably the best player in the world.

Now the Spanish word for cunt.

Sha-vee (n.) (A.K.A. Humphrey Bogart) The love child of Paul Scholes and Robert Downey Jr. - wild mushroom picker - expert back passer - and protector his two young butt buddies, Lio Messi and Cesc Fabregas

(v.) The act of self-righteously shit talking about every team that beats you or even comes close to beating you, while claiming that FC Barcelona is the only team in the world that knows and wants to play football.

(v.) the act of gathering your whole team to surround the referee. Then you cry and yell at him until you get the decision you desire.

xavi seems like an asshole buy once you get to know him he's so cool and funny and he's also crazy but you shouldn't fuck with him or else you'll regret it