xbong
A loudmouth monkey with anger issues
He acting like a xbong
xbong
A guy with a big shlong that gets all the girls. He probably smokes lots of weed (and so do his parents..). He's the ultimate alpha-male and all other males in his presence get intimidated by him and instantly get jealous. He's also very handsome and intelligent.
Male 1: "Damn that guy has all the girls"
Male 2: "He must be an xbong"
Male 1:"I'm so jealous"
Male 2: "He must be an xbong"
Male 1:"I'm so jealous"