Blond Out
Getting a stupid person to enter a blind panic. Particularly rewarding when they've been a little bit too cocky and they suddenly realise that they are in fact totally stupid. The person doen't have to be blond but it helps.
He thought he was really clever by forwarding the e mail to his supplier. He had a total Blond Out when he realised the mistake he had made.
Blonded out
When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.
"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.