Xhimali
Xhimali is a super rare human, if you find one put him in your pocket and keep him forever. He is loyal, handsome, and charming. You will instantly fall in love with his devilish smile. His best trait is his sense of humor - you will surely think he is almost as funny as he thinks he is. Xhimali's favorite person is his mom. Xhimali is self sufficient but always lost. If you see him wandering aimlessly, please give him a snack and turn him so he points southeast so he can find his way home.
Dude, I've never seen a real Xhimali only heard about them in legends!