blonghole
When friends invite you to come play blonghole in the yard, so you you order a drum of lubricant and a gimp suit in anticipation. Then you show up expecting a nude slip n’ slide, just to realize it’s a graduation party where “whitey” is celebrating Cinco de Mayo and a doctoral degree. Also, carbon buildup on a whale shaped bong.
Lubed up and ready for blonghole! Safety-word is whale bong!!!